Does anyone know if this is for real?

http://www.guardian.co.uk/environment/2010/jun/16/kevin-costner-oil-spill-machines?utm_source=twitterfeed&utm_medium=twitter

What I find most astonishing about this article is that they referenced Waterworld as if it's an actual movie.

WTF?

First this: http://news.cincinnati.com/article/20100615/NEWS01/306150004/-Touchdown-Jesus-statue-at-Solid-Rock-Church-on-I-75-destroyed-by-lightning-fire

And now this?: http://www.charityfolks.com/cfauctions/auction_bid.asp?auctionid=19179&catname=Celebrity+%26+Hollywood&mcid=18204

I'd start building that ark if I were you.

Holy crap, The Karate Kid is Riley Freeman!

I'm just saying, they're both adorable, skinny little kids with similar hair and a penchant for wife beaters.

Riley Freeman, Boondocks, property of Aaron McGruder

Jaden Smith and Jackie Chan, stars of The Karate Kid

Here's one where Jaden Smith's hair looks more like Riley's:

Jaden Smith and Jackie Chan, The Karate Kid

See?? Adorable!

It looks like the kid in the movie is more like Huey Freeman, who is highly skilled in martial-arts. I mean, don't get me wrong, Riley can definitely hold his own in fights, but I'd argue that he's not as technically skilled as his brother.

He does, however, seem as vulnerable and scrappy as Riley.

Just for fun, here's one of my favorite clips from The Boondocks: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yUy73iwuY8M

Talk Less, Urban Outfitters

Here is Beyonce's answer to Urban Outfitter's disgusting, "ironic" anti-food t-shirt (Or at least I'm going to pretend it's "her answer" to it):

http://www.skinnyvscurvy.com/beyonce/beyonce-message-let-eat-cake.html#more-25174

YES! Let us eat cake.

Here's the UO shirt:

http://www.thefrisky.com/post/246-urban-outfitters-wants-you-to-eat-less/

In case you don't get the offense, it's a despicable thing to sell shirts to young women that tell them to "eat less". And if it's really just a joke, then it's a bad one and I take offense to lazy humor.

You know, even if it is a joke, eating disorders are far too prevalent to publicly joke about.

I vote we stand outside a local Urban Outfitters and eat cake.