WTF?

First this: http://news.cincinnati.com/article/20100615/NEWS01/306150004/-Touchdown-Jesus-statue-at-Solid-Rock-Church-on-I-75-destroyed-by-lightning-fire

And now this?: http://www.charityfolks.com/cfauctions/auction_bid.asp?auctionid=19179&catname=Celebrity+%26+Hollywood&mcid=18204

I'd start building that ark if I were you.